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I need a vacation

August 1, 2011

Today I ran over a bird. First time ever. I even double checked my rearview and yep, I slayed a pidgeon or something.

Then I yelled at a crazy guy in a wheelchair because he was sexually harrassing a woman on the train, RIGHT IN MY EAR. I realize this makes me a less than perfectly nice person, but seriously, don’t yell out naughty things about women’s feet at 7:15 AM.

Thank god I’m going to the Bahamas on Wednesday. But also, thank YOU, Shark Week, for letting me know the waters are infested with murderous sharks.


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