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Drywall Installation Predictions

June 17, 2011

I will punch a hole through the wall and into my neighbor’s bathroom. I will patch it with a picture of my middle finger, because, well, I’m a bad person.

Because I think the demolition will take a few hours, it will actually take 9 hours.

I will make 5 trips to Home Depot. American Express will send me a bouquet.

One of these trips will be at 9:30 PM on Sunday night.

The ceiling will fall on my head.

I will somehow end up with a new linen closet. “Somehow,” will involve many mistakes.

A murder attempt will be made using jab knives.

I will find out there really ARE people living/entombed in my walls.

Wish me luck!

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  1. Tomeka permalink

    These are great…keep them coming.

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